David Letterman opens this interview with Paris by explaining that she is a woman of many talents, already accredited with the titles of “Film Star”, “Recording Artist” and “Entrepreneur”. What Letterman fails to mention is that both Hilton's films and her 'music' have been fudging awful, and her entrepreneurship stretches only as far as a clothing line which features nothing by t-shirts with her face on them. But, no matter. A minute and a half in and he's asking her about prison food. Good lad.